| A little party never killed nobody

Sometimes I forget that memories last forever

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via bitterassfandom)

foxnewsofficial:

what if death is just level 2

You mean this shits gonna get harder?

(via bitterassfandom)

foxnewsofficial:

what if death is just level 2

(via bitterassfandom)

galefray:

Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.

For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.

(via and--dream)

the-damonator:

paladiin:

the-damonator:

What is Miley Cyrus going to have for Thanksgiving?

dont you fucking dare

Twerky 

(via bitterassfandom)

nayx:

legally required disclaimer at the beginning of every dora the explorer video game
the-real-goddamazon:

Best hairflip of all time tbh.

paradisaic:

looking at the first page of a math test

image

(via jesuschristvevo)

meladoodle:

My sisters boyfriend is making a game for your phone called cage fight and its just fighting off huge scary nicolas cage heads