| A little party never killed nobody

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

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manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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deadbishop:

I was reading about Thomas Jefferson’s medical history and

Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20)

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psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

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shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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meladoodle:

my sister doesnt use facebook much but when she does its always pure gold