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Alana, 17, aussie

& I Love birds 🐦🐤🐥🐣🐔

  • Nicki: fuck them skinny bitches
  • Me: YAS! I ain't shit!
terrifi8itch:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

YES

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via australiansanta)

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:


So that’s what it’s used for


eating breakfast on the go
porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

yungterra:

iimiiya:

yungterra:

Go to any pewdiepie video’s comment section and I can assure you’ll feel like you’ve traveled back to deviantart ‘07

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(via australiansanta)

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

(via australiansanta)

killuangel:

this is like the most depressing error message i’ve ever gotten?????????? it’s okay, tumblr????????????????? i forgive you????????????????????????????

1612th:

english words that pitbull knows

  • party
  • miami

(via africandad)

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch, via guy)

andinthatmomentisweariwasbatman:

i made my fb status “boys r gross” and my mom saw and told me to change it to say “except my brother” bc itll hurt his feelings

(Source: queerslytherin, via joshpeck)